Vanilla Flavored Toffee And Blueberry Flavored Something I don't know the name of

Here is what you do you eat a Vanilla Toffee and then eat a Blueberry Flavored Something I don't know the name of. (You know that is going to be very hard when you don't know what the Blueberry Flavored Something is) When you combined those two ingredients you get the flavor of Rootbeer. (Of course this could be just my taste bugs making this amazing experience)

Under The Bed

Going under my BED!

A true story by ALEXANDER THEODORE PERAZZO                       

   

    One day Thomas, Joseph and Ben came to my house. We did not know what to play. We were thinking in the family room until I said, “Follow me.”  All of us went to my room and Joseph went under my bed!  So Thomas, Ben and I tried to pull him out but he was too heavy.  “Mmmmmm,” said Joseph thoughtfully, “this is a game and inside of  here there are aliens that suck you in and make you faint.”  So I got sucked in too. So Ben and Thomas tried to pull me out. They got me out a little bit but the aliens were stronger. But Thomas and Ben tried harder. So they got me out! So than us three tried and tried to get Joseph out! But it was to hard!! Because he is very heavy very heavy!!!!!!! (No offense Joseph(added 4-14-13))










After thoughts: Good story thinking that I was a 6, 7, 8 year old. I didn't fix any of the errors so that it still has oldness feel if you know what I mean.

Because

I learned to spell because in 1st grade. After we came in from recess we would all say b e c a u s e. So now it is stuck in my head and every time I spell because I all ways say each letter as I'm going.

School (how it is spelled)

A lot of people probably spell school wrong. Here is a quick tip for you to remember. Normally, they probably know there is and 's' than 'c' and an 'h' followed up by 2 o's and a 'l'. But there problem is they don't know if it is s and then c or c and then s. Well all you have to remember is that school is not cool. (as in it is not spelled with cool in it.)

New and improved

You might remember my post way back when called 'All 9'. Well now we are new and improved! We are all the way up to 'All 145'! It's truly amazing that we have come this far.

Schools out! (for today)

Yah! (What, that's not a word?)

Valentines Day!

Today is Valentines day!

The cat's bed

Have you ever had a cat chase you around and constantly attack your feet? Well, I have. Here is how you get rid of them. You know how cat's chase stuff that is moving. Well all you have to do is get in your bed and move your feet under neath the curtains. They will chase your feet but when they pounce it will not hurt because they just pounce on the sheets. This 'activity' reminds me of people using laser pointers and making the cat go where ever they want. But the problem with that is not every one who owns a cat has a laser pointer laying around (for example our family). But almost every one who has a cat probably owns a bed. So all you have to do is jump in your bed and start moving your feet around.

Standing in one place

Have you ever stood in one place for a long period of time outside near tall grass? Well if you haven't your missing out. Your missing out on having you legs incredibly itchy. I don't know why they become so itchy it's just I don't know. You would probably think it is the tall grass but if you think about it your legs don't get itchy when your running around. Well this is just another world mystery to solve.

chewing ice

chewing ice is so much fun. also it is rather addicting. in fact i'm doing it right now that is why i

have no capitalization. NO! I just finished chewing my ice. It is truly a sad loss because I am in a

car right now coming home from Les Vegas and there is no new ice around. )*: (Nice sad face right)

Here is what you do: (first of  I would like to say it involves spiting out the ice which might be

disgusting to some of you) 1.Get ice 2.Put ice in mouth 3.Chew ice 4.(In case your mouth gets to

cold or you feel like savoring it) Spit out ice and repeat step number 2 and 3.

Until

I can never spell Until. I only spelled it correctly because it is in the title. I always want to spell it untell or intell or even intill and sometimes I do it as two words as in un till or in till and stuff like that. That was a long sentence. Did you ever have that problem?

Earthquake

You know how cats chase every thing that moves? Some people have fun using laser pointers and making the cat move around. Well imagine a cat in a earthquake. I wonder what would happen? If the cat would go CRAZY or if the cat would chase every thing in sight.

Good luck charms

Here is what you got to do in order to get a good luck charm.
1. find a item that is small enough to keep in your pocket.
2. say it is your good luck charm!
3. keep it with you always.

How to stop weird silence

First off come up with something you going to say. Now just add the words: What, if. Also you might want to make you saying a question. Then do what you were going to say. For example I normally say: What, if 1 coin = 2 coins, and 2 coins = 3 coins. Does 1 coin = 3 coins?


P.S. I'm still looking for an answer to this question. Any ideas?

YAY!

It's been a four day weekend!!!

Perfeclay

Just say it. It's perfectly but more awesome. Perfeclay. And say in your best accent.

Sorry

It's time to go to bed cannot post Sentence A day today. Hopefully I will get to it next week.


P.S. Blame my mom

Sorry

I'm sorry I have not posted for not posting for a month about. I was at a road block and could not figure out what to write. But now I have a few new ideas and hopefully they will keep flowing to me.

Punctuation can saves peoples lives

There is a big difference between this:

Let's eat, Gram-pa

And:

Let's eat Gram-pa

Here is another example:

Man eating Leopard

Man-eating Leopard

See the difference? Maybe  now you will have some more respect for punctuation.

Oh Webkins

Now don't get me wrong Webkins is pretty fun. But the funny thing is you can make your pets cannibals. Let's say you have a chicken go ahead and feed him chicken he doesn't know the difference.