Christmas what I just realized edition

I just realized that all my Christmas posts are editions to nothing I have no base post. (I didn't post this? Weird).

Under The Bed

Going under my BED!

A true story by ALEXANDER THEODORE PERAZZO                       

   

    One day Thomas, Joseph and Ben came to my house. We did not know what to play. We were thinking in the family room until I said, “Follow me.”  All of us went to my room and Joseph went under my bed!  So Thomas, Ben and I tried to pull him out but he was too heavy.  “Mmmmmm,” said Joseph thoughtfully, “this is a game and inside of  here there are aliens that suck you in and make you faint.”  So I got sucked in too. So Ben and Thomas tried to pull me out. They got me out a little bit but the aliens were stronger. But Thomas and Ben tried harder. So they got me out! So than us three tried and tried to get Joseph out! But it was to hard!! Because he is very heavy very heavy!!!!!!! (No offense Joseph(added 4-14-13))










After thoughts: Good story thinking that I was a 6, 7, 8 year old. I didn't fix any of the errors so that it still has oldness feel if you know what I mean.

Because

I learned to spell because in 1st grade. After we came in from recess we would all say b e c a u s e. So now it is stuck in my head and every time I spell because I all ways say each letter as I'm going.

In one of my books 2

Number 2 not part 2 so it will not be a continuation of the explanation of a jackalackal. Anyway in one of my books, (me and my cousins came up with this idea but I bet someone else has too) the last sentence will be "And then I woke up." This book will not be a series. It will be a nice thick book and super intense. On the last page he is about to win a war. But suddenly he gets shot with an arrow and falls and falls and falls. And then he wakes up. See the thing is I don't know why I want to write this book because I would hate the ending. See here is our vision the person reading the last page is fully into it and chewing their finger nails because of all the suspense. Then they read the second to last sentence. "Suddenly I got struck with an arrow and I fell and fell and fell." Right then the reader stops and yells "NOO!!!!" Then hoping for a sudden resurrection the reader reads the last sentence. "And then I woke up." The reader yells out "WHAT?!?! This whole time it has been a dream?!?!

Earthquake

You know how cats chase every thing that moves? Some people have fun using laser pointers and making the cat move around. Well imagine a cat in a earthquake. I wonder what would happen? If the cat would go CRAZY or if the cat would chase every thing in sight.

It's A heart (With straight edges)

      / \          / \
    /    \        /    \
  /       \      /      \
/          \    /        \
\            \ /         /
  \                     /
    \                 /
      \             /
        \          /
          \      /
            \  /

The end

Some people think the world is going to end today. The thing is it is not going to.

What I think

I think they should have a option where you have all the scheduled and all the drafts. Because it is very annoying when you have posted things that your probably never going to look at again in the way.

CAT!!!!!!!!

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race car

I forget what it is called when a word spelled backwards is the same word but race car is one of them. Just think about race car backwards is rac ecar. Do you see now?

My cousin's and my (I?) conversations

Me 1.(I say something completely true like 2+2=4)
Him 2.That's debatable.
Me 3.Everything's debatable! We have had this conversation many times!

Christmas after days edition

Days after Christmas you still have that pile of games you haven't played. At first you pick the games you wanted a lot and then you like them so much (and you don't want to bother learning a new game) that you just play them over and over in till you get board of the game. So days after Christmas you still haven't played all the games.

Christmas after opening edition

After opening your presents you quickly run over to your neighbors house to see what they got. (Of course you tell them what you got in the process.) Then you go to which ever house had the best gift and play with it. And you just go down the line playing whatever game you want.

Piano

We have piano lessons. So my mom got a magnet that says "Don't forget to practice the piano" with a picture of a keyboard. Every time I see that I feels me up with guilt that I haven't practiced piano yet. Why don't I just practice the piano every time I see it then I won't feel guilty any more. Answer: I think I think not playing the piano is worth going through the guilt. But I'm not to sure. (Of course now I play the piano)

Floating: Remix

Why it is a remix is because I tried to post about this before but I failed so here you go:

I've always thought it would be possible to make yourself float by doing these steps: (If it doesn't work (and it probably doesn't) it would be a paradox.)

1.grab one of your feet with one of your hands
2.grab your other foot with your other hand
3.your floating
4.(optional step) Fall and start again

See what I'm saying.

Knight Puzzle Answer

Here is the answer.

18349276
29438167
38167294
43816729
61834927
72943816
81672943
92761834


81672943
92761834
43816729
34927618
76183492
27618349
18349276
29438167

38167294
49276183
94381672
29438167
27618349
92761834
61834927
72943816


43817292
34927618
61834927
18349276
38167294
49276183
76183492
67294381


94381672
83492718
76183492
61834927
49276183
34927618
29438167
16729438


29438167
18349276
27618349
76183492
94381672
83492761
92761834
81672943


72943816
61834927
16729438
81672949
29438167
18349276
49276183
38167294


67294381
76183492
49276183
92761834
72943816
61834927
34927618
43816729

My challenge was putting the numbers like that. That might sound easy but here is the trick I start with a number then move like a knight in chess to the other numbers.

Knight Puzzle

18349276
29438167
38167294
43816729
61834927
72943816
81672943
92761834

81672943
92761834
43816729
34927618
76183492
27618349
18349276
29438167

38167294
49276183
94381672
29438167
27618349
92761834
61834927
72943816


43817292
34927618
61834927
18349276
38167294
49276183
76183492
67294381


94381672
83492718
76183492
61834927
49276183
34927618
29438167
16729438


29438167
18349276
27618349
76183492
94381672
83492761
92761834
81672943


72943816
61834927
16729438
81672949
29438167
18349276
49276183
38167294


67294381
76183492
49276183
92761834
72943816
61834927
34927618
43816729


Can you figure out the pattern? Tomorrow I'll give you the answer.

Friend

Teachers always taught me to remember that end is at the end of friend. This help me for a while but then I started mixing up the r and the i. So how I remember is: Fri (Fry) the end. Of course that makes no sense. But it makes sense to me and it helps me.

My Song

NOTE: I was younger when I wrote this so don't judge me and my horrible song writing. (The funny thing is I still remember the tune)

                                               I wanna be like a human

(verse) I live on a farm I have a friend chicken I talk to him like this bock bock rattle rattle bock bock bock


(verse) One day the farmer let me go so I said bye to chicken like this bock bock rattle rattle bock bock bock


(chorus) I met a human so now I wanna run like a human I wanna live like a human I wanna see like a human butt most of all I want to see chicken because I talk to him like this bock bock rattle rattle bock bock bock

Christmas early morning edition

In the early morning on Christmas day you want to wake up everyone. So first you wake up your mom and dad and tell them it's Christmas. Then you ask if you can wake up your bothers and sisters. Of course they respond no so you go through your stocking and see what treasures lay in there. Slowly your bothers and sisters wake up and you trade candy (and eat candy) from your stocking in till the last one in your family is awake. And finally, you get to open your presents.